Black

Every morning Black gets out of bed, the wrong side. He fills a large mug of strong coffee, no sugar or milk. That stuff is for weaklings. Sitting at the kitchen table, he reads the sport section of the newspaper and contemplates the hard day in the office that is ahead of him.

Alibi
Alibi? What alibi? Why do I need an ALIBI? I was sitting at home by myself watching the news. No, there was no one there with me. Do you think I need a babysitter or something? Alibi my foot.

Description
Name: Bruce "Black" Bane

Age: 35

Height: 4'1"

Shell Color: Black

Profession: Accountant